She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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