But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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