My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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