Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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