problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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