Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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