so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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