i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
