My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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