just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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