No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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