That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
What a dumb baby whore.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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