Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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