Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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