Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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