i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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