On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we made out on top of his cat.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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