Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
When did angry sex become our thing?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think people are normalizing furries
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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