Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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