best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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