Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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