We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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