Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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