I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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