Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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