Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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