Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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