Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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