So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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