no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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