Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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