Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
