he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I understand Curling. That high.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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