Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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