You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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