I'm drive I can fine osifer
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Drake has all the answers
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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