Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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