i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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