If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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