Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have already put on my inside pants.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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