you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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