I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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