I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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