Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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