So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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