im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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