I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
