I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
