Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Dick very happy bro
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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