I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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