Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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