There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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